Last night, I was thinking about what kinds of characters could the GOP candidates play most easily if I were to make a movie with them in it. Or put another way, what archetypes do they represent. Anyway here are my thoughts:
Mitt Romney - Head of Sales who is nice to everyone unless they get his coffee order wrong
Newt Gingrich - The uncle who lets you have some of his beer when you are a kid and gives you hints how to score with women
Rick Santorum - The co-worker who has no sense of humor. Also, Frank Grimes.
Rick Perry - "What we have here is a failure to communicate." Rather ironic.
Ron Paul - Uncle cletus with one tooth and a shotgun or the crazy guy with the Lyndon Larouche shopping cart.
Jon Huntsman - The nice nerdy guy at the head of the Model UN